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big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan . Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community (except France ) is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.

The British, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis.

God Bless British generosity.
 

And now   -  today   -  she is 98 !








She makes my day   😂  ❗️

C.S.
 

Some days ago there was a hit: "You are so beautiful…" Your fotos reminded me of it.

I like your contribution very much - well done -- so nice, so humorous . You are the proper optimist!
That's what you need when getting older.

Greetings from Rosemarie                       

just kidding :-)

Pop Vs. Pup
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son.

Mom couldn’t help laughing as they neared their destination and she heard the mother say to the boy, “Now remember — run to Dad first, then the dog.”
 

thank you for your input Charlotte ..what a lady..
Geetigs to you :-)

that sais it all!

Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”  
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.