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hat auf das Thema RE: English jokes im Forum English geantwortet

how sweet...I aways want the shower head to be happy ...hihi.
btw
I love your Schamanenbaum Picture.
Love Yoli

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I do hope you have recovered now Britti from the shock about the funeral joke ..
here is one more to ponder over

When you have an “I hate my job day”
Try this out;
Stop at the pharmacy, go to the thermometer section und purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock the door and close the curtains over the windows and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Sit in your favourite chair and open the package of the thermometer.
Now the fun begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print you will read a statement:
“Every rectal thermometer from Johnson & Johnson has been personally tested and re-sanitized”.
Now close your eyes and repeat five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”
hat auf das Thema RE: English jokes im Forum English geantwortet
Just had a call from a charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people of the world. Told them to " F**k Off". Anyone who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!!
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greetings Britti and great to read you :-)
I have stopped putting jokes in here. Two reasons
1.)  we are away  a lot with the campervan and have no internet (mostly)
and
it seemed to me that not many people were interested. 

I do have some more nice jokes..just off to find one for you
Happy New Year Britti
love Yoli

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I wish all of you a hapy and healthy new Year. May all your wishes come true and may you find a reason to smile every day.
Love to you all
Yoli

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bless you dear Maxi...if you do not write here no one else does. I sort of am tired of talking to myself so I have not been in the forum lately. Shame ...hope you are feeling well? We are currently in Spain having lovely sunshine. Till later again.
Love Yoli

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a bit morbid

True love lasts forever
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbour if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbour. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbour says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbour to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’

 
 

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Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. - Steve Jobs

as if he knew ?

hat auf das Thema Re: English is easy? im Forum English geantwortet
Hello Tina Now here it goes….my tummy is more or less settled but still a bit sensible. I have to be careful of what I eat. I went to GB when I was 17 yrs. old. I was meaning to stay for a year and then move on to the USA. As things happen I realised that I would like to do my nursing training. I started that 18 months later having learned enough of the language to keep up with it. So I was a student nurse for 3 years until I was able to call myself an SRN. I enjoyed being a student and carried on with 6 months heart and then a 1 year intensive training. In between I married, had my first son at the age of 24 and my daughter at the age of 26. Sadly my husband died of pancreas cancer and I was left with the two kids and little money. That is when I decided to move back to Switzerland as I had a mother and brothers here. My daughter loved it my son hated it. He lives in England again, could not wait to get back there. My daughter lives in Basel has 2 girlies aged 10 and 7. Of course I worked all my life as a nurse here in Switzerland as well. Maybe if you like I tell you about the time when I decided to move back home again. You have enough to read at the moment methinks
hat auf das Thema Re: English is easy? im Forum English geantwortet
Hello Tina Now here it goes….my tummy is more or less settled but still a bit sensible. I have to be careful to what I eat. I went to GB when I was 17 yrs. old. I was meaning to stay for a year and then move on to the USA. As things happen I realised that I would like to do my nursing training. I started that 18 months later having learned enough of the language to keep up with it. So I was a student nurse for 3 years until I was able to call myself an SRN. I enjoyed being a student and carried on with 6 months heart and then a 1 year intensive training. In between I married, had my first son at the age of 24 and my daughter at the age of 26. Sadly my husband died of pancreas cancer and I was left with the two kids and little money. That is when I decided to move back to Switzerland as I had a mother and brothers here. My daughter loved it my son hated it. He lives in England again, could not wait to get back there. My daughter lives in Basel has 2 girlies aged 10 and 7. Of course I worked all my life as a nurse here in Switzerland as well. Maybe if you like I tell you about the time when I decided to move back home again. You have enough to read at the moment methinks

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