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Ich könnte mir vorstellen, dass dein Witz nicht verstanden wurde 😏
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Lieber Sam - für wie blöd hältst Du unsere community eigentlich? Man benötigt sicher kein Staatsexamen, um diesen netten Witz zu verstehen?
She offered her honor.
He honored her offer.
And all night long it was honor and offer!
- "When you caught it, don´t let it go".
“I was reading a book – ‘The History of Glue’ – I couldn’t put it down.”
“I was in the army once and the Sergeant said to me: ‘What does surrender mean?’ I said: ‘I give up!'”
“I went into a shop and I said, ‘Can someone sell me a kettle?’ The bloke said ‘Kenwood?’ I said, ‘Where is he?'”
“I was having dinner with my boss and his wife said, ‘How many potatoes would you like, Tim?’ I said ‘Ooh, I’ll just have one please.’ She said ‘It’s OK, you don’t have to be polite.’ ‘Alright,’ I said, ‘I’ll just have one then, you stupid cow.’
“I’ve decided to sell my vacuum cleaner — it was just collecting dust.”
The shomaster is asking difficult questions:: The first words Eve said to Adam?
The student answered: .... ....Oh, that´s a hard one.
You could put that on a German coin - Merkel when she thinks about Laschet .....